Episode 262 - Dick on Sex Doll Fingers

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Messed up sex doll fingers, selling AMC, crappy children's artwork, "China Aporogies", female writers, the metric system, Gavin McInnes cries about something, "Disinformation", women banging psychopaths, edgy reboots, and the top hat pooper; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's the sound of a healthy man.
0:03.9	Oh, my God, we're not going to talk about patty seat cups at all.
0:14.2	I have to wait till Sean gets back to talk about patty seat cups.
0:17.7	Oh, yeah.
0:18.7	If Sean ever gets back.
0:19.7	If, yeah.
0:20.7	Do you know who patty seat cups is, Vito?
0:22.6	No, I don't.
0:23.6	He's the most prolific podcaster of our time.
0:27.4	He...
0:28.4	Why do I assume that's a joke?
0:29.5	Well, it's, I mean, it is a, it is a joke.
0:31.6	Only, it's only a joke if you think that podcasts have to be listenable.
0:35.4	Yeah, at all.
0:36.4	Is he the guy you were freaking out about on Twitter?
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:39.5	Because he did some.
0:40.5	Yeah.
0:41.5	I didn't know the deep lore, so I didn't why I listened.
0:45.0	He does, he has a new podcast every week, like as in a whole, an entirely new show.
0:51.5	And they cover topics like, are you hungry?
0:56.2	Where he talks about fast food meals with his guests, like you, not with chefs or...
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