Episode 261 - Dick on Fat Brain

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Topless Elliot Page marks the first day of summer, the war on blackface, kid-friendly Pride, lack of bidets, fat brain, how to poop, Seth Rogan contributes to the balkanization of comedy, and Sean has a blowout; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	What is that show that I'm singing?
0:02.0	I'm not sure.
0:04.0	Don't be scared, don't be scared.
0:06.0	Don't be scared, don't be scared.
0:08.0	Do you remember the show was exciting when you were excited?
0:12.0	When I was a dick gets animated.
0:14.0	They should clap and laugh a lot.
0:16.0	Don't be scared, don't be scared.
0:18.0	What is that song from?
0:20.0	It's from the dick show.
0:22.0	Is it?
0:24.0	Oh, that's the dick show.
0:26.0	No, I know which is, it's like,
0:28.0	I don't know how to play.
0:29.4	No, no, no, no, no, no.
0:30.8	Yeah.
0:31.8	Taday.
0:32.6	No, chubby checkers.
0:34.6	All right, you look better.
0:37.3	Here's the twist.
0:38.4	You look better.
0:39.4	Let's see.
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