Episode 260 - Dick on The Biggest Problem Reboot

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Sean is gone, Vito reboots The Biggest Problem in the Universe with me, "Buy the Dip", woke marketing, pronoun resistance, Pokemon card scalpers, semen retention, a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, Jim Henson is unhire-able, the Replication Crisis, and Female Dating Strategies; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	How late will be today?
0:02.7	Oh, sounds good.
0:04.7	All right.
0:05.6	Now I can actually look at what I'm doing here.
0:07.2	I forgot to get my new Sean head in that time.
0:09.8	Oh, you don't have a Sean head hat?
0:12.0	You don't have a V-neck?
0:13.1	You don't have a V-neck?
0:14.2	Oh, I should've got a V-neck.
0:15.4	Next time.
0:16.6	I was gonna get a hat that just says new Sean.
0:18.7	New Sean.
0:20.3	There's Sean heads.
0:21.6	I don't even have a Sean head hat.
0:24.5	How darn it?
0:25.5	Damn it.
0:26.8	Well, I do have a V-neck.
0:28.5	I do have a show base.
0:29.4	For the next one, everyone should wear Sean, Sean merch until he shows back up.
0:34.5	What does he, he hasn't been, he hasn't been without me in seven years.
0:40.6	That guy.
0:41.6	What is he gonna do today?
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