Episode #2601: Double Indumbnity

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Listeners have been going to great lengths to find Andrew's mystery Christian Rap song from the 1980s. We get an update on that, and on Luke and Andrew's attempts to win a radio contest. They also help a listener with a brick problem. Or they don't help at all, actually.

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0:00.0	Tried and gum is the chewiest gum.
0:03.5	Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth.
0:06.0	Your teeth are bones that live outside.
0:09.0	They hang from your lips like bats.
0:11.0	Oh, outside bones, outside bones.
0:14.0	Never forget to eat outside bones.
0:17.0	They bones that you wash.
0:18.0	And when you're a kid, they fall from your head.
0:21.0	And to make things less weird, we say they got stolen by demon
0:25.0	that your parents know.
0:29.0	Oh, I tried it.
0:31.0	In lieu of my usual audition piece,
0:34.0	I was a jingle for gum I just made up.
0:36.0	TVTL!
0:42.0	My name is Nick.
0:44.0	I'm looking to talk to Andrew Walsh.
0:46.0	I'm from the New York Times book department.
0:48.0	We're going to have to pass on your memoir entitled Cat with a Hot Doc Story.
0:52.0	Thank you.
0:53.0	Luke, it's carbs.
0:55.0	Where you been, buddy?
0:56.0	We miss you.
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