You can learn about anything in this world if you'll just follow my little trick. Got it?

All right, Albania. Yeah Albania. Or

should we say

Albania?

Why'd you say it like that? We learn our facts by associating countries with music.

One, two, three. Albania. Albania. You border on the

Adriatic. Your land is mostly mountainous and your chief export is chrome.

I have a baby sequence I've been working on. Did you like to see it? Get the get out.

Are you gonna get it out there? Are you gonna get out there? No, you're not a weenie.

I mean I think hammers did more for home depot than home depot did for hammers, right? I mean like

how do you even build a home depot without the hammer, right? Right? We have to get drinks.

Several drinks. Don't you think let's celebrate?

Celebrate drinking. Okay.

You all dried off, Redog? Yeah, you got to be. You got to be dried off ready to go in the right

frame of mind to do a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL to show. That just might be too

beautiful to live. You want showmanship? You got it. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I do it because my brain is bad. Coming to you from the Burbank Springs

Broadcast Center, Perched Up Alabama Hill,

Bellingham Washington the Bay City My Goodness, more like the Bay City. Man, it is nasty out there.

We had a beautiful day yesterday. I even took the cover off the barbecue and just was

already I fully engaged in a springtime, I don't know, springtime notions and then today just

want there it is. I don't think that's how that song goes.

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