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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2600: The Buncanny Valley

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew debate whether or not they should enter a public radio contest. Also, Luke thinks Andrew achieved the unachievable on eBay, and we sample some beats from everyone's least-favorite Christian Rap outfit of the 1980s.

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0:00.0

Hey, I have never heard the Sampson and Delilah song you guys mentioned, but this is my version

0:09.3

of what Andrew's description and Luke's storytelling would be.

0:15.6

Sampson, whoo, Sampson and Delilah, whoo, he's a strong guy, he's not a weak guy, and Delilah,

0:24.1

whoo, she was sent out to seduce him and she cuts off his strong hair,

0:29.7

but then it grows, grows, grows, grows, grows, grows, and then it grows, grows, grows, grows, grows.

0:36.0

Power out.

0:42.5

Were you just using a synthesizer?

0:44.8

Nope.

0:46.0

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?

0:50.1

Yup.

0:51.3

I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away.

0:55.2

Bam, bam, bam.

0:56.2

You like are definitely, you're the real thing that a lot of people say.

1:00.8

So do you think if you weren't, I mean if you were less fake, do you think you would be,

1:04.8

or you could, or you have a desire to?

1:06.4

Why are you saying this?

1:07.1

This is like a snooze I'm going to fall asleep.

1:09.1

You know, you're overthinking it, buddy.

1:11.8

Yeah.

1:12.9

I mean, just kind of see this as a fun thing to do or you make a little breath.

1:20.9

Emphasis on the little,

1:23.1

but it is a fun thing to do because it's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL The Show.

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