Episode #2599: Messin' With Mario

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke is suffering from a moderate-to-severe case of Brain Cloud, but nonetheless decides to spring a U.S. Geography pop quiz on himself during today's show. Andrew's attempts to buy back his childhood continue with the help of Ebay and an Archie Double Digest. And Ben Affleck's back tattoo has Luke questioning whether he can still be imaginary friends with Ben Affleck.

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0:00.0	I'm going to play Jerry's Choice.
0:03.0	Ooh, that's right.
0:05.0	And I'm going to sing along.
0:07.0	And I'm going to maintain eye contact the whole time.
0:10.0	I guess what?
0:11.0	I don't know the words.
0:12.0	Harry Truman was the guy, America, Red China,
0:16.0	all the countries, all the people, everyone is fun.
0:19.0	Joe Montana, Ema Kelly, and I have to buy new toaster.
0:22.0	This is awesome.
0:23.0	You're so stupid jumping up and down.
0:26.0	Woo!
0:27.0	Oh, I got another beat.
0:28.0	Come on up.
0:29.0	Wanna hear it again?
0:30.0	Or do you want to talk?
0:31.0	No?
0:32.0	Okay, next verse.
0:33.0	Ready, crew, go, go, fight some pants.
0:34.0	Oprah has a turtle farm.
0:35.0	Peter, Piper, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe,
0:37.0	Daddy, A to Squirt.
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