Episode 259 - Dick on Israel

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2021

⏱️ 116 minutes

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A virgin graduates, #FreePalestine, Six Pack Rings, the Cuckold Simulator, Sean-voyage, people who don't listen to the experts or the science, the gas shortage, Disney solves racism, Elon Musk turns heel, animals women can take in a fight, a fat teacher yells at a student, and Cantillions hits on Sports bra Taylor; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's a day of celebration.
0:02.4	Is it?
0:03.4	Before you go on your long walk into the grape unknown, spread ass, wear ass in the car,
0:12.5	get in the car and drive till I hit water and then just keep driving to kill yourself.
0:19.9	Well, or to see how far I can get, see if you can get past the last rusted cars in
0:27.6	there.
0:28.6	Exactly.
0:29.6	Oh, man, remember that goofy looney tunes where he goes on vacation and his car turns
0:37.4	into rust?
0:38.4	Yeah.
0:39.4	At the bottom of the ocean.
0:40.4	Right.
0:41.4	As soon as he gets in, it just rusts and disintegrates around him and he's sitting
0:43.2	there like holding the wheel or something, right?
0:46.2	Yeah.
0:47.2	Somehow they're fine.
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:49.2	That stayed.
0:50.2	Yeah.
0:51.2	Okay.
0:52.2	It's a day of celebration today.
0:53.2	Is it?
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