Episode 258 - Dick on the Jerk Off Ninja

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2021

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Used Front Hole Day, Sean is leaving for White Boy Summer, wasting time cleaning a grill, Happy Mother's Day to myself, Tess Holiday vs. anorexia, fat women vs. COVID, everyone vs. J Scott Campbell's boobs, Crippled Jesus wheels out of the closet, Adam from Houston and the jerk off ninja, a deadbeat sister, the IRS gets $80 billion, and $DOGE tanks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Have you encountered any mysteries this week that you're solving?
0:05.0	No, not that I can think of.
0:07.0	Oh, here's a mystery for you.
0:09.0	Who's this appealing to?
0:11.0	This gentleman, I came here to look good and piss off transphobes by looking good.
0:16.0	There it.
0:18.0	What the fuck is.
0:21.0	Let me put that in the old browser, you know, so everybody can see that one.
0:26.0	Transphobes by looking good.
0:28.0	Take that transphobes.
0:30.0	Take that.
0:31.0	I bet you weren't expecting that transphobes.
0:35.0	I'm out.
0:37.0	I'm outraged.
0:38.0	It's like what I, it's like what I imagine a young, like a young Hank Hill, if he were trans.
0:48.0	Yeah, trans like with the hands hill with like the beer gut, you know, it's the right shame.
0:53.0	Henry at Hill, Henry at a hill.
0:55.0	I guess I don't know.
0:56.0	I'm outraged.
0:57.0	I'm outraged.
0:58.0	Oh, God, don't do this every day.
1:00.0	Don't take pictures every day.
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