Episode 257 - Dick on Wood Inflation
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
The price of lumber skyrockets, Jeopardy stands against anything resembling hate, Maddox's obsession with the cartel, the cyst guy calls in, Madcucks cheats, FOMO ruins Burning Man, Tony from Hack the Movies talks Mortal Kombat, Crippled Jesus comes out as gay, the way strippers treat you, no team captains for kids, and Maddox for governor; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | You know what, it's hard to, I need to figure out, I need to figure out which tendons on |
| 0:06.3 | a woman's neck indicate a smile to see what's landing with Taylor. |
| 0:10.8 | Now when you're just staring at the tits as much as, as rewarding as that is, you're going |
| 0:16.4 | to go back and have the tape. |
| 0:17.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.8 | I don't want to, don't get me wrong. |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.0 | I don't want to, I don't want to look at the face. |
| 0:23.4 | I don't want it to sound like I'm backpedaling on my earlier statement saying that it was the, |
| 0:28.1 | the perfect news girl, or the perfect anything for me disappointed or the fantasy will be better |
| 0:34.4 | than. |
| 0:35.4 | Well, I mean, that's a hell of a, that's a hell of a tough, that question. |
| 0:41.6 | You mean what if she looks like the one of the, the car canal, oh, guard, like the witch |
| 0:48.3 | and loaning tunes with the cauldron, I mean, just, what if she looks like you, whatever |
| 0:53.8 | head is just a big you, God, what a, what a terrible tragedy that would be. |
| 0:59.4 | Well, there's so many, look, there's so many things to weigh this out, but yeah, you're |
| 1:03.2 | sure she's hot. |
| 1:04.2 | I am. |
| 1:05.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.2 | There's so many things to weigh it out. |
| 1:07.7 | There is, well, could it ever be better than what you're picturing your head? |
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