Episode 256 - Dick on Money Shots

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Inventory control systems, my dog has the coof, crossing the street to avoid the police, the Raiders can breathe again, gender lessons for middle schoolers, Sports Bra Taylor calls in to read the news, Mr. Girl calls in to talk about his pedophile rap songs, the Chinese Nigerian penis trade, a botched threesome, the world's unluckiest man, and how Sean would kill himself; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's not a word for that, but there should be.
0:03.9	Regarding what?
0:04.9	Like what's it for?
0:05.9	Whatever you want to regard in that way.
0:07.1	What's an example?
0:08.5	Like a people.
0:09.5	I hate them, but like a group of people.
0:13.6	All of them.
0:14.6	Oh, okay.
0:15.6	Yeah.
0:16.6	You know, anybody.
0:17.6	Right.
0:18.6	See if we're good.
0:19.6	Yeah, there.
0:20.6	There's not a word for that emotion of, well, I don't hate them, but I want them to die.
0:25.3	Or a thing.
0:26.3	Yeah.
0:27.6	A thing, you know, I can't think of a good example.
0:34.0	You know what, Sean?
0:35.0	No, when you do, I'll help you.
0:36.0	I'll help you.
0:37.0	I'll help you get into that idea.
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