Episode 255 - Dick on $DOGE

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2021

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Losing your mo-ho, Dogecoin is for retards and con artists, a big fat Playboy centerfold, a driving while black VR simulator, Disney cis-cesses, birds attacking my car, guns vs. tasers, the Brony slayer, people who enjoyed lockdown, Destination Alaska wedding, doubling hate crimes, catfishing pedophiles as Elliot Rodgers for fun and profit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Get it, the time's so close that you could walk in here every week and we could nail it.
0:05.3	Yeah, nail the, the time 11, but you are a miracle man who makes it happen.
0:10.5	Right.
0:10.8	We're going to walk in and it's late, eight minutes later than you want time to know how
0:15.4	time works for you.
0:16.6	No, I'm going to walk in at this time and get there at this time and we're going to
0:20.5	start rolling exactly at 1108.
0:23.6	That's my strategy.
0:24.6	You're fun today.
0:25.6	You're going to be fun today.
0:27.6	There's a beautiful girl who I don't have to impress, that I have to impress, that I
0:32.7	have to impress.
0:33.7	Right.
0:34.7	We'll never be funnier than this.
0:36.4	We'll never be funnier than this.
0:37.6	Yeah.
0:38.6	This is going to be people always say it's embarrassing how you, how you trip all over
0:41.8	yourself when Lacy's in here, how I trip all over myself.
0:45.1	She said, she said, maybe I won't even come in because Sean is so, I don't cause problems.
0:51.0	Yeah.
0:52.0	Right.
0:53.0	He just clamps up.
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