Episode #2539: You Can Lead A Dunkey To Water…

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke goes full Clark Griswold and almost gets himself killed doing so. Also, listeners weigh-in on the 24-hour TBTL marathon, and they are...worried.

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0:00.0	I am a good person, and sometimes good people don't get no respect, for any danger field.
0:09.0	Hey, I don't get no respect. No respect at all. When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect.
0:18.0	Ah, you know, don't get no respect. Airplane food. Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food?
0:27.0	My wife don't get no respect. So take her, please, for example.
0:36.0	If you don't get no respect, you might be redneck. Respect is nice.
0:48.0	What's the deal with grape nuts? No grapes, no nuts.
0:54.0	I don't get no respect.
1:03.0	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.
1:07.0	It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:14.0	Do you paint your parking spot? Do you paint your parking spot? Do you paint your parking spot?
1:21.0	So, what are you working on these days?
1:23.0	Yeah, mostly I just sit around the house and complain about things.
1:26.0	Yeah? How's that working out for you?
1:28.0	Man, I can't complain, so, you know.
1:30.0	You know, I love those hot mozzarella sticks.
1:32.0	You've been up, put them in some marinara sauce, you have them on standby.
1:35.0	Of course, you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion, so long as you bring ridged chips.
1:39.0	Come on in, guys. But guess I'm having cocks quenches.
1:48.0	Hey, Rudolph.
1:50.0	Are you ready to get at this?
1:52.0	All right, here we go. Everybody, welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
2:00.0	It's a kind of match.
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