This was me, Brian Butterfield, six months ago before starting my diet plan.

But just look at me now.

I feel like a new man thanks to the Butterfield diet.

The results have been incredible.

Okay, here's your weekday plan.

Breakfast, one cornflake, toasted with low fat spread, lunch, small raw potato, peeled, dinner,

and a pair of low fat turkey breast, baked bean in low fat tomato sauce.

Then, at the weekend, it's time for a reward.

For 24 hours, you can literally eat anything.

Pork cylinders, potato grids, artificial bacon, large max, sandwich casserole, chocolate

quails oats, garlic pudding, fluffy ruffs, pasta pillows, bomb bomb bombs,

McFortune cookies, discount foie gras, egg and ham slabs,

during tenements, quiche's low-robe.

But Butterfield diet plan.

Order it exclusively online at W, W, full stop.

Butterfield diet, full stop, C-O-M.

Cold now.

TVTL!

Tonight is going to be fun.

You're probably thinking, how could it possibly be fun?

No one's thinking that.

I kind of was.

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