Episode #2537: The Path To Porklessness

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about the upcoming TBTL 10th Anniversary Celebration! Plus, we call listener Sara in South Carolina to find out the latest regarding her boss' missing cat. And we receive our first ever phone call from an airplane!

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0:00.0	Hey Julia, can you say T-B-T-L?
0:04.0	Uh, T-B-S-T-L.
0:13.0	Oh.
0:14.0	G-G-G-T-B-T-L.
0:21.0	Have you ever been vaccinated?
0:22.0	For a chicken pox or measles?
0:24.0	This is like a vaccination.
0:26.0	But for your brain, it hurts at first.
0:29.0	But it makes you better.
0:31.0	I was skeptical.
0:32.0	It seemed too good to be true.
0:34.0	I'm so glad I tried it.
0:35.0	Okay, no sounds?
0:36.0	No sounds.
0:37.0	Just words.
0:38.0	No, I need words, not silence.
0:40.0	Just give me words.
0:41.0	His lips are softer than the big potato I practice on.
0:44.0	But, just like that potato, he turned out to be rotten.
0:48.0	That went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone.
0:52.0	Things are going to start happening to me now.
0:57.0	And you too, Rudy.
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