Good evening and welcome to the pre-taped call-in show where we tape all our shows a week in advance. I'm your host Kendraal and

Let's try it again

It's really not that hard. Okay, our topic once again is the elderly

We're we're taping it now and it airs next week, okay?

So if you're watching me talk about the elderly

Don't call to talk about it. It's too late

Instead call about cooking which is next week's topic

Okay, if you wanted to talk about the elderly you should have called last week when our pet care show is airing

But we were taping the elderly show

Hello, I can great show. Thank you. What can I do for you? My dog has a disobedient problem

Okay, okay

There you go

Look, if you wanted to talk about pet care you should have called two weeks ago when our show on racism was airing

Hey, I'm doing a show about the elderly right now

Which of course do you people watching means call in about cooking

I just noticed something that in one of your interviews with John Candy

I believe it looked like an older interview you had less hair than you have today

How do you explain that I don't wear a wig sir paint your bald spot more bald spot you paint your bald spot

Why are you wearing a tux? It's after six. What am I a farmer? I was listening to your program on my car radio

What do you think so far? I'm a fan of yours a really big fan. Hey guys. You ready to let the dogs out. What do you want?

Let the dogs out you know who let the dogs out who who

You ready Theo stay off that paw

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