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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2535: Close Encounters Of The Third Grade

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2017

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

New, credible stories of UFOs and mysterious alloys has Luke FREAKING OUT and questioning his entire worldview. Andrew is taking the news more in stride, but he does have an amazing idea for a comedy film about a group of ne'er-do-well fighter pilots. PLUS! We announce the date of the TBTL 10th anniversary show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Do you believe in UFOs? Oh, yeah, yes, sir. Definitely. They're out there, man. I've seen them

0:05.2

I've been out there a roar of Texas. They got them little graves and stuff

0:09.7

Yeah, I've been out there and I know I'm planning the trip. I'm planning a trip

0:14.3

We're going out to like Arizona or something and figure something out the Air Force one where they found all that stuff

0:20.2

I got pictures of roar. I seen gravesites

0:23.0

They're out there man and I I'm flying in the plane

0:25.8

I'm always hallucinating

0:27.0

But who really knows what I'm looking at you know what I'm saying. Yeah, okay

0:31.2

Well, but there's no proof of this just people's accounts

0:36.3

You're right there. There's no proof, but I mean there's no proof of Jesus or you know people go in the restroom until they tell you about it

0:44.8

You know what I mean. I mean, that's just kind of the way I say thanks

0:48.3

All right, so you believe at that. Oh definitely definitely do you think there's like little green men out there?

0:53.8

Now a little green men sir

1:01.4

Okay, T-bone time for some serious crunching you have a very gentle face and a very erotic physique

1:10.6

I love the way they look they're very affectionate and they're smaller than horses

1:15.6

He runs around the household they naked chasing himself like tag awful

1:20.0

He screams at the cat because she didn't vote

1:22.8

Every time he farts he calls the fire department. That was great. That was good. You went for it. I appreciate that

1:29.2

I'm gonna suggest that we have a little constructive talking time. I got the time if you got the time

1:39.8

Hey Rudy

1:42.0

Get in here

1:43.5

It's time for a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live

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