Episode #2534: Stuck In The HVAC With You

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

For the first time ever, Andrew is wondering if the City of Seattle is actually right for him. At least when it comes to bars. He and Luke discuss this along with other important matters, such as the difference between Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs, whether Andrew insulted Andy Kindler on Twitter, and (of course) Music For Your Weekend!

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0:00.0	Hello. No one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone.
0:06.0	Mr. Babank, it's Larry with King Ball Spont Painting and Maintenance. We have an appointment at three.
0:12.1	Yeah, wait. Sick.
0:14.7	Hello, Mr. Walsh. This is Helen from the Queen Anne Library. Call and tell us you know the books you
0:19.2	requested are here. We have the titles, oh my god, why did I do that? Along with, oh my god,
0:23.9	why did I do that again? Ready for pickup? Please come in by Thursday and continue to use the
0:28.4	side door to avoid the stuffed animal collection. Hey Luke, this is guitar center. We sold you a bill
0:33.9	of goods. We sold you absorption when you wanted isolation. Anyway, have fun with the Velcro.
0:46.8	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
0:55.2	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. It's the first line of the film, man. It's got to be
1:00.2	on the money here. Don't bully me. All right, I can't take it. I was cyber bullied within an
1:05.5	inch of my life last night. What I love to think about this is a puzzle and each of everyone of us
1:12.2	is an integral piece that puts a big picture. And once we're all together, it puts a big picture.
1:17.1	It lets us to see the big picture. Yeah. Here's some money. Go see a Star Wars.
1:26.4	Okay, here we go, everybody. With a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL The Show
1:33.1	that just might be too beautiful to live. Exactly what America wants.
1:38.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host Wang in at 100 and 94 pounds.
1:42.9	All I've had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch. I wish that was totally a joke.
1:50.1	I am pursuing my never do anything out of hunger, even eat diet. Trying to get to
1:56.1	192 by Monday, which keeps me on target for the TBTL 10th and a 183 way. And I don't know.
2:04.6	We will see. I guess the good news is if I get even close to that, I'll feel like I accomplished
2:10.5	something, but man, losing like 17 pounds in a month. You know, it sounds easy on paper,
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