Episode #2533: Hyperbolic Space Junk

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew wonder if we're being watched by aliens, and they talk about their strategies for using Google maps to lower their personal anxieties. Oh, and Luke had a situation at the airport. Must be a Thursday

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0:00.0	Good morning. Can I take your order?
0:02.0	Can I get a towel try?
0:03.0	A large black coffee.
0:05.0	What?
0:06.0	Large black coffee.
0:07.0	Do you mean a venti?
0:08.0	No, I mean large.
0:09.0	He means a venti.
0:10.0	Yeah, the biggest one you got.
0:11.0	A venti is large.
0:12.0	No, a venti is 20.
0:14.0	Danny.
0:15.0	Yeah, large is large.
0:16.0	In fact, toll is large,
0:18.0	and Grande is Spanish for large.
0:20.0	Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
0:22.0	It's also the only one that's Italian.
0:24.0	Venti is a large coffee.
0:25.0	Really? It says who, Fellini?
0:27.0	How much is that? Here's a ten.
0:28.0	Do you, uh, accept Lira?
0:29.0	No, I'll just keep it changed.
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