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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2532: Dr. Howdakiss

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

There's a passive aggressive war going on among the Burbank pets, and a different passive aggressive war going on right outside Andrew's window. Plus, a group of Gawker writers are trying to raise money to buy their publication back, and the internet ruins a good short story published by The New Yorker.

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0:00.0

How many hot dogs do you eat in a day, Tim?

0:03.0

I rather not answer that. Thank you, though.

0:06.0

Did you eat hot dogs today?

0:09.0

Not exactly. And why are you bringing this up?

0:12.0

Well, you have mustard on your shirt and frankly your verps wreak of hot dogs.

0:17.0

I had a hot dog bowl earlier today. Yes, I did.

0:20.0

And what is a hot dog bowl?

0:23.0

It's like a burrito bowl.

0:25.0

But it's chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl.

0:29.0

So like a much larger, less healthy hot dog.

0:32.0

Can I go? I'm starving.

0:34.0

T-B-T-L!

0:39.0

Wow, there's that fine line between, you know,

0:42.0

have showing emotion and being a hot dog.

0:44.0

Well, Seth, let us focus on tomorrow's show and not plan flames of this provocative scandal

0:49.0

any more than is necessary.

0:50.0

A lot of times what we like to tell people that you have to let life bounce off of you.

0:55.0

Yep, right.

0:56.0

And so we are going to do just that literally in the literal sense.

0:59.0

We're talking technology today, the big T.

1:02.0

Absolutely. Everyone's talking about technology these days because it's everywhere.

1:06.0

Oh, it is. You can't escape it.

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