Episode #2531: Not All Heroes Have Itasca

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke received an email today that he thinks is pretty annoying. He needs a ruling though, so Andrew breaks out his "judge's hammer" in a segment we're calling "Is This Annoying?" Plus, a listener gets hornswaggled at the deli and needs to vent.

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0:00.0	You see, drinking is really a matter of algebraic ratios.
0:05.0	How drunk you'll get is dependent on how much alcohol you'll consume in relation to your total body weight.
0:10.0	You see my point? It's not that you had a lot of drink. It's just your too skinny TVTL!
0:20.0	What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, uh, an eating machine.
0:25.0	It's really a miracle of evolution.
0:27.0	Am I cool kids?
0:28.0	No. Good. I'm glad.
0:30.0	And that's what makes me cool.
0:32.0	Not caring, right?
0:33.0	No.
0:34.0	Well, how the hell do you be cool?
0:36.0	We're the number one show in hospitals and on sinking riverboat casinos.
0:40.0	But don't you see that this is all mouth?
0:42.0	This is mouth.
0:43.0	Sup, guys?
0:44.0	Her the new rap CD?
0:46.0	Yo, I don't know what I dig more.
0:48.0	Hip hop, crunk, or serving my country.
0:50.0	TVTL!
0:59.0	You ready, Rudy?
1:00.0	Dang it!
1:02.0	You know you put the buffalo chicken flavored deli meat back in the refrigerator.
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