Episode #2520: Actual Brothers

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's almost-perfect Thanksgiving was tarnished by a cat emergency that remains somewhat mysterious. Luke has an aggressive new plan to lose weight fast! And David Burbank (AKA "The Last Burbank", AKA "Luke's Real Brother") joins them to talk Seahawks, Browns and the Apple Cup in this week's No Point Conversion.

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0:00.0	Okay, so we are going to inject you with enough
0:04.0	propyl to temporarily kill you, but then we'll bring you back
0:08.0	with adrenaline so you don't have anything.
0:10.0	No spoilers, no spoilers.
0:12.0	And one more thing, you're not going to sue us, are you?
0:15.0	I don't know.
0:16.0	Litigation is for the middle class.
0:18.0	Aspect, you're gonna love dying.
0:20.0	It's hilarious. It's like being John Malkovich,
0:22.0	but you don't have to go to Jersey.
0:23.0	TVTL!
0:26.0	Brother, who are you?
0:30.0	What are you doing?
0:32.0	I'm with the news, dude.
0:34.0	I had a dream that Janine Garofalo was running
0:38.0	like an ice age apocalypse,
0:41.0	survival boot camp in my backyard
0:44.0	for children.
0:46.0	We will not listen to your dreams.
0:48.0	We are not saints.
0:50.0	I can get tickets to nonsense
0:52.0	because I really want to see that before I die.
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