I just noticed something that in one of your interviews with John Candy, I believe it looked like an older interview

If you had less hair than you have today, how do you explain that I don't wear a wig sir paint your bald spot

What bald spot you paint your bald spot?

I don't know what you're talking about sir my hair grows you paint your bald spot. I don't have a bald spot

How come you had less hair on the tape?

Maybe my hair grew maybe I had a bad haircut that day you by the way something what do you care?

Paint your bald spot. I don't. Do you paint your bald spot? Paint your bald spot. You sick

You've heard the late night comedians you've heard the critics you've heard about the pundits you've heard the criticism and the counselors

Now tonight I want you to listen to me found a feces in a chair now

No, the incident reports need to be really really specific. Okay, what else should I put?

Well for starters, it's not a feces. It's just feces

But it really wasn't a game. It was just one piece

But you bet there's no singular form for feces. It's not feces or a feces. It's just feces

The directors guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you rank amateurs

You guys did a good job tonight. I can't wait to do for real. That was a good warm-up

That's a very good warm-up. Yeah, well come on. What are you waiting for?

You ready? We're done

crap. It's not in here

Start over. Hi everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL to show

That just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. It's episode 2,500

And 19 in a collector's series

Hoping that you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and that you are enjoying some

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