Episode #2521: Weird But Not Unprecedented

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2017

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke discovers that he's been playing Monopoly wrong his entire life, and that you might be, too. Andrew is dealing with some in-app-purchase regret. And we hear from a listener who was the victim of an unlocked bathroom door.

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0:00.0	This is about consumer rights, and if they don't want to drink our delicious sodas, we do provide healthier options, like water zero.
0:08.0	Oh, yes, let's talk about water zero.
0:10.0	The name implies that there are zero calories, like most water, but in fact, it has 300 calories per serving.
0:18.0	Isn't that misleading?
0:19.0	The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero.
0:23.0	If you want zero calorie water, try diet water zero light.
0:28.0	It has only 60 calories.
0:36.0	WWW dot this and WWW dot that.
0:39.0	Let's WWW dot explain.
0:41.0	I keep losing weight games, and I don't want to make you dare anymore.
0:45.0	So tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time.
0:50.0	It's exhausting.
0:52.0	I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.
0:54.0	Oh snap!
0:55.0	This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines.
1:00.0	Dan!
1:01.0	Oh, he's a hilarious dog. Who is Rick Moranis?
1:03.0	Hey Johnny.
1:04.0	Oh, hi Danny.
1:05.0	What's wrong with Mark?
1:06.0	He's cranky today.
1:08.0	Alright, let's toss the ball around.
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