I don't think it's over stating anything to say that I was the first female to bring notoriety

to our field. As many of the moose, the Vernon Community College baseball teams mascot,

I once held the splits for the entire length of an extra-inning baseball game in spite of

excruciating pain and a severe severing of my doctor-longest muscle that eventually required four

hours of surgery and added two and a half inches to my left leg forcing me to retire.

I wrote a tale documenting that journey, a moose-ing grace, a mascot's journey to God

and success in real estate.

In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is

off-putting. I mean, I understand how people can love podcasts. I just never,

they've never fit into my, into my day. I just have never gotten into the habit.

It isn't so much about what it is all together. It's more about the modulation and what it is

once it starts. It's a little bit of a groove. Can you say a apple?

Can you say banana?

Okay, T-bone, time for some serious crunching.

Okay, Rudod, time for some serious potting. Hi everybody, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon

edition of TBTL. This right here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Welcome to my world. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I'm back, baby!

I am feeling about 150% better than I was yesterday. I am just so happy to be here, to be recording

this imaginary radio program from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchstop,

Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. I've got the pod dog behind me.

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