When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying pack on more fat. That's what's happening.

So even without cakes and chocolate, pasta itself turned into sugars in your body. That's what makes you gain all the weight.

Well, that's it. We're throwing our pasta out, Peter.

All pastas, lasagna, all of it.

We're done. All this stuff.

You're even going to be, oh no, no, no, no.

What's happening? We can look at it.

No, we're cutting it out of our diet. We are done with pasta. We are done with spaghetti. We are done with the weenie, fetichini.

Fetichini doesn't count.

Absolutely counts. No more pasta.

Just have a bowl of spaghetti. Come on.

No. What happened to you? What happened?

No more pasta for you or me.

Okay? It's over. We're done.

Okay.

T-B-T-L.

He is a fan of the outrageous.

He loves to surprise.

He loves other things as well.

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable.

He ran the old cup of pizza guy out of business.

Game day bucket go boom.

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