You can learn about anything in this world if you'll just follow my little trick. Got it?

All right, Albania. Yeah Albania. Or

should we say

Albania?

Why'd you say it like that? We learn our facts by associating countries with music.

One, two, three. Albania. Albania. You border on the

A-D-R-I-T. Your land is mostly mountainous and your chief export is chrome.

I have a baby sequence I've been working on. Did you like to see it? Get the get out. Are you

gonna get it out there? Are you gonna get out there? No, you're not a weenie. I mean I think hammers

did more for whole depot than whole depot did for hammers, right? I mean like how do you

even build a home depot without the hammer, right? Right? We have to get drinks. Several drinks. Don't

you think? Let's celebrate. Celebrate drinking. Okay.

You ready, Rudy? Let's do this everybody. It's time for a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Coming to you today from the offices of Walsh and Dormat in the Wallingford neighborhood

of Seattle, Washington. My name is Luke Burbank. How you doing? I'm your host. I was transported here

against my will in a meatball. Whatever it takes to get here for episode 2,500 and 13 in a collector

series. We have so much to talk about today on the program. Let the fun begin. Including

the story we didn't get to yesterday about a high school in Utah that has picked a mascot,

a somewhat innocuous sounding mascot. But when you pluralize it, one man thinks it sounds

very dirty. I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting. We'll talk about the plural of

Phoenix coming up. Plus, we will check in with our friend Brendan Francis Noonam from the

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