I hate teeth. I'm so sick of looking into people's mouths. You know, I have this recurring nightmare

where instead of all of my teeth falling out, I get more of them, just like more and more

and more. I get teeth fingernails and teeth toenails. My belly button even sprouts a tooth

that's disgusting. Have you thought of getting out of the dental industry?

What do you want to risk? You have everything going for you. You're on a gravy train with biscuit

wheel. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass.

Mass. One more. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass.

I don't understand. Great heavens. What kind of radio show is this?

The story of this situation is it's extremely personal.

You ready for this Rudolph? Well, all right, then. Here we go. Everybody, welcome to a Monday

afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Too loud

and too specific. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. First things first. I love my job.

This here is episode 2,510 in a collector series coming to you from Portland, Oregon,

the Bay City. As you can probably tell in my voice, I am a little under the weather today.

This is a list of symptoms that I'm currently suffering from. I get dizzy spells, nausea,

cold sweats, hot sweats, involuntary trembling, dead hands, numb lips, fingernail sensitivity, pelvic

discomfort. A lot of pelvic discomfort, but I am a, I'm nothing if not a trooper, you guys.

That's actually totally untrue. I am not a trooper. I'm one of those people who doesn't get sick

very often. So when I do get sick, I'm a real baby about it. Anyway, we will persevere with the show

today, which actually we have some interesting stuff to discuss with you. Let the fun begin.

In our top story segment, Garth Brooks under fire for lip syncing at the Country Music Awards.

Lip reading is one of my specialties. We will delve into that a little bit. And I

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