Episode #2509: Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Walsh?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2017

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Luke's favorite doctor/columnist/over-achiever claims that airlines should stop handing out cocktail napkins. Andrew couldn't disagree more. Plus, after day two of their public radio conference, Andrew realizes that he talks much too much. And, in a Friday edition of No Point Conversion, Luke wonders if Thursday Night Football is bad for NFL players.

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0:00.0	With him, watching the clock, it's four o'clock. He's got to stop, need some.
0:09.2	Liquid encouragement to record his podcast. He heads down to Morton Williams to see what that fancy store will give him.
0:23.4	He sighs and says, it's all I have to do. Can't find a better wine. It says wine, product and it's red too.
0:36.0	Can't find a better wine. Can't find a better wine. Can't find a better wine.
0:48.8	T-B-T-M.
0:55.8	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.
0:59.8	It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:06.8	Listen, uh, wife's going out tonight. I'm going to have the guys over. We're going to watch the fish on the big screen. I'm going to grill up some brats.
1:12.8	I got a micro brew chilling in my wet bar and it's going to warm up some ziti.
1:16.8	What, you think I'm dressed to talk? I'm dressed to party hearty like an MC-skat cat.
1:22.8	And I also think it wouldn't hurt you to talk to therapists about your bathroom missions because there's clearly something going on there.
1:30.8	Speaking of bathroom problems, Rudy, are you ready to do this?
1:35.8	All right, everybody. Here we go with a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:44.8	Coming to you today from the shores of Lake Michigan, perched just above the Chicago rail yards.
1:51.8	It's episode 2,509 in a collector's series. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:58.8	That is one of the more amazing listener generated songs we have started the program with.
2:04.8	And if you're a first time listener to the show on this Friday, I promise there's a reason why that listener Joel did that.
2:11.8	He's not just having an aphasia. So go back and listen to earlier shows from this week.
2:17.8	This particular show, by the way, is going to be a good one, I promise. We've got some sky jinks to talk about.
2:23.8	Why do the airlines of all the things that they're withholding from us now or charging us money for?
2:30.8	Why are they constantly trying to foist those tiny, useless cocktail napkins on us?
2:36.8	And what happens when you decline them? A writer for the Atlantic decided to do an experiment. We'll tell you what happened there.
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