Episode 251 - Dick on the $4,000 Crossover

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2021

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Farm to table wh*res, #StopAsianWeight, the dangers of hand-rolled cigarettes, the legendary $4,000 Maddox and Patty C-Cups crossover, artist George Alexopolous calls in, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" with clips from "Are You Hungry?", the chances someone with COVID goes to the hospital, the 10,000 black men murdered by police every year, heroin addicts in the military, Cuties 2, and the best voicemail we've ever had; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	All right, that's it for the technical difficulties.
0:03.4	Carl's calling in.
0:04.4	We all know that Carl's always a smooth, snow technical issues at all, when it comes
0:09.8	to Carl.
0:10.8	Smooth.
0:11.8	He's professional.
0:12.8	Sailing.
0:13.8	Professional.
0:14.8	What do you think of my fans speaking of professionals?
0:17.8	Oh, I think it's going to look good as soon as you take all the air out of it.
0:22.4	It's just a frame.
0:23.4	See, that's the.
0:24.4	That's the job.
0:25.4	All I see.
0:26.4	Yeah, it's just a...
0:27.4	It's going to look at...
0:28.4	What's the finish going to be?
0:29.4	Just slant.
0:30.4	Just slant like...
0:31.4	Yeah.
0:32.4	You know, you see any air space in between or like...
0:34.3	Yeah, it's going to match the neighbor's fence perfectly, but look newer.
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