Episode 250 - Dick on Being Super Straight

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 137 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The progressive military, my dog gets canceled, my interview with Russia Today, how woke mobs killed comedy, "Coming 2 America" is ruined by Leslie Jones, Pokimane is a midwest 6, the dog bloodbath, Derek Chauvin predictions, being #SuperStraight, a curfew for men, #StopAsianHate, an erotic story from a real they, and milestone overload; all that and more on this week's episode of The Dick Show!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This was 100% me today.
0:02.8	See, then he says today.
0:05.0	It hasn't all, well, it's usually more me.
0:09.3	It's usually.
0:10.3	Yeah, I'll give you that.
0:13.5	It's usually more me.
0:15.6	Sean, getting here into the studio is just as difficult for me as it is for you.
0:19.6	I know.
0:20.6	I know.
0:21.6	Could you imagine?
0:22.6	Yeah, really?
0:23.6	I was like, Sean, you cannot be late to my home to do the recording.
0:30.8	It's unacceptable.
0:32.4	No, I've been doing this for seven years.
0:35.2	I forgot.
0:36.2	I stopped for gas today.
0:37.8	Do you have a blame chart that you can show me?
0:41.4	No, forget, well, forgetting that I, no, it's 100% me.
0:44.9	No, no, no.
0:45.9	It's just how you define it.
0:47.8	Well, that's how responsibility works.
0:49.8	Okay.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dick Masterson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dick Masterson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.