Episode #2508: The Kanyes Of Chicago

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are in Chicago for a public radio conference, and they're off to a rocky start. Luke is crippled with insecurity, and Andrew is crippled with a wounded tongue that just won't heal.

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0:00.0	Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak, don't speak, don't speak, don't speak, no, no, no, go, don't speak
0:16.0	Love that I hate it, it appears to be another irreversible step along mankind's journey toward God only knows what
0:23.0	Psycho, screwy and totally unbalanced
0:27.0	Laser pointers, you know, I'd like to do I'd like to take my laser car and drive it off of a laser clip
0:34.0	People leave that? I do if you do
0:37.0	But it's absurd
0:38.0	What would happen if you went on stage and you didn't set off the fireworks and you didn't break up the guitar
0:43.0	And you didn't have the smoke in the fire and the blood and all that, you just came out and did your thing
0:47.0	Well, I've got to run, I can hear the blender crying
0:52.0	Coming baby
0:59.0	You ready, ready?
1:00.0	Alright, here we go everybody with a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL
1:06.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live
1:10.0	Coming to you today from the shores of Lake Michigan
1:15.0	And I don't mean that figuratively, I mean we're literally on the shores of Lake Michigan in Chicago, Illinois
1:22.0	My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host
1:25.0	You have arrived at imaginary radio episode number 2,508 in a collector's series
1:33.0	Lots to talk about, much of it revolving around our trip out here to Chicago
1:40.0	My good friend Andrew's latest oral situation
1:44.0	The podcasting conference that we're at that is
1:48.0	I'm gonna be honest with you
1:50.0	Really dredging up some deep in securities that I have that I'll be trying to stay on top of throughout the next few days
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