Episode 249 - Dick on Womxn

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2021

⏱️ 150 minutes

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International Womxn's Day, the dentist says I have a small mouth, McAfee is charged with crypto scams, a race to ban books, a Chinese man who eats with sticks, the changing definition of "herd immunity", stealing my gas, Bone and Nazi furries, how to use lines on women, when 2-3 workouts is actually 1 workout, and SSRIs vs. GHB; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, she came over to me and peed on the floor just so we got that on record.
0:06.9	That's good luck.
0:07.9	Well, which is, yeah, I have that effect on many people.
0:10.2	I wish we could do that.
0:13.6	Just have people just walk over and just pee.
0:15.8	Yeah.
0:16.8	Just pee.
0:17.8	See, women did that.
0:18.8	Certain people just piss their pants.
0:19.8	Women are constantly trying to shame you for peeing outside.
0:23.4	I don't know if you've noticed this.
0:25.3	Women are always making little comments like, you know, it's like, boys, they'll just
0:28.6	go pee in the yard.
0:29.6	And I'm like, yeah, what do you mean like like that's the grossest thing that happens
0:33.8	in the yard?
0:34.8	Yeah.
0:35.8	Come on.
0:36.8	And you just, you want to be able to do it.
0:37.8	Oh, the little the boys, you know, your nephews just, they just pee anywhere they want.
0:40.8	Yeah.
0:41.8	You should.
0:42.8	You never actually, as soon as I was remembered, I've always noticed this.
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