Episode #2499: As Useless As A Second Shoe Emoji

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2017

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from Chicago, where he ate four hotdogs FOR HIS JOB yesterday. Andrew's fine with that. They also discuss a report that says Luke shouldn't try to think big thoughts while he's jogging, but Andrew's not having it. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

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0:00.0	This stuff is so funny by the way.
0:02.3	Do the comic come up with this?
0:03.5	Because some of this stuff, I feel like I could see
0:05.7	somebody doing it in their act, right?
0:08.2	A doctor's friend is a monkey who he can't swim.
0:12.4	That's hilarious.
0:13.7	That's like something I would do.
0:14.8	I would be like, could you imagine yourself being like a duck?
0:18.3	But you don't want to get in the water?
0:21.0	Yeah, that's the way I feel every day when I hop on 48 freeway.
0:26.3	T-T-T-B-T-L.
0:33.3	Guess what day it is?
0:35.2	Guess what day it is?
0:37.2	Happy Friday, sons of f**k.
0:39.3	We got another weekend to attend.
0:41.1	We can go out there, pretend like we don't got a job.
0:43.4	Two whole days.
0:44.3	That's not how it works.
0:45.9	That's not how any of this works.
0:47.9	I view the world through the eyes of a child.
0:50.2	You know, I have the heart of a warrior and the spirit of a gypsy.
0:54.0	So look, why don't you
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