Episode #2500: Hotel Pastry Chet
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2017
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Summary
Luke broke his face this weekend, but not how you think. He explains how he tried to hide the damage. Plus, Andrew quizzes him (with help from the New York Times) on holiday travel hacks. And they look back on an unusually exciting weekend of football in No Point Conversion. (Oh, also, the show is like two-and-a-half hours long. So buckle up, and drink plenty of water.)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey dummies, I just moved to song after hearing about trucktober this whole |
| 0:08.3 | month and I just want to share this with you because it really kind of gets |
| 0:14.2 | through the root of why I celebrate trucktober so here it goes. |
| 0:19.6 | I'm dreaming of a white crew cow, just like the one my uncle drove where the |
| 0:36.1 | chrome wheels glisten and groan and listen to hear those vets in the snow. |
| 0:53.8 | Oh |
| 0:58.7 | Go around |
| 1:00.2 | TVTL |
| 1:05.5 | Hey baby |
| 1:07.5 | TVL |
| 1:09.5 | Okay, no sounds, no sounds, just words. No, I need words, not silence, just give me words. I need words. That's how I communicate. |
| 1:18.8 | Don't bully me. All right, I can't take it. I was cyber bullied within an inch of my life last night. |
| 1:24.6 | I just want to use my muscles and my mind and open up shop right here and be your number one guy |
| 1:30.0 | Use my muscles and my mind. |
| 1:32.3 | Hmm, are you sure don't talk like a machine? |
| 1:34.9 | Sooner or later, gentlemen, you will eat your words. You can't be that overly confident. Remember baby never. You might eat that mic. |
| 1:41.8 | TVTL |
| 1:49.3 | You ready Rudy? |
| 1:51.3 | Let's do this. Hey, you're actually here this time. Hi everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL |
| 1:57.6 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world. |
| 2:03.4 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host so delighted to be coming to you |
| 2:10.1 | Once again from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchstop, Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City |
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