Episode #2498: The Drawer Of Broken Dreams

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Nick "No Nickname" Jarin swings by TBTL to talk Andrew through a significant life change. Plus, Patton Oswalt reacts PERFECTLY to a tweet that criticizes one of his jokes. And Amazon wants you to let delivery drivers into your house when you're not there. You cool with that?

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0:00.0	Luke, Andrew, I just have to say, in regarding to the grandma commercial with the chicken
0:06.7	tenders at McDonald's, I think all of you are missing the point.
0:10.5	I think the point isn't that the grandma is not making chicken tenders.
0:13.7	I think to the grandma is like, oh, I don't have to make my buttermilk fried chicken that
0:18.6	takes all day.
0:19.6	Because there's buttermilk fried chicken tenders, I can just get them in thousands, and
0:24.0	I'm basically the same thing.
0:25.0	I don't cost that much.
0:26.7	So there goes my whole day of making fried chicken from scratch with buttermilk, get it?
0:33.3	This is Gather in Chicago.
0:36.6	Okay.
0:37.6	Bye.
0:38.6	T-B-T-L.
0:43.6	Oh my God.
0:44.6	Oh my God.
0:45.6	Change the channel.
0:46.6	I can't even look.
0:47.6	I can't handle the pressure.
0:48.6	It's a commercial.
0:49.6	I know, but I don't know which one gets up the most things.
0:50.6	Is it tied?
0:51.6	Wait, don't tell me.
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