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the dramatic tale of an Israeli soldier who falls in love with conjoined Palestinian sex tablets,

out soon, from focus features.

Welcome to Thought.

For your thoughts, I'm your host, Derry Murbals, sitting in for Nina Joplin,

who is touring the country performing a spoken word opera about pear-shaped women.

My guest today is City Councilwoman Leslie Nob.

Derry, my team and I are trying to build a park,

and we need input on the design from you, the citizens of Pawnee.

So, I guess I'm here to send out the bat signal.

A bat signal for listeners who might not know refers to the children's character The Bat Man,

a strong gentleman who fights crime not turnally.

That's correct, well put.

T-B-T-L!

Hello.

Did you say hello?

No, I said hello, but that's close enough.

They're irreligious and worship only the meme.

They have no respect for what previous generations have built.

They're Snapchatting themselves stupid, and they go to an artisanal dentist.

Oh, I know this. This violates every canon of respectable broadcasting.

Last time I checked, audio was the second most important part of the audio video experience.

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