This is without a doubt one of my favorite items.

I dinner with Andre Action figures and what you can do, which is so cute, is you can reenact the whole scene,

you know, where the two guys talk to each other and say, you know,

well I'm sure glad you found a good restaurant, so hard these days to get in, you know, who do you know?

Oh I just called, made a call, spur the moment.

Oh you, you can always get a reservation, you know.

That's not from the movie, but you can make up your own dialogue.

T-B-T-L!

That sound means it's time to drop, da bomb!

And yes folks, I said, da, not the.

Basically what I'm trying to say is, it's a positive bomb.

Don't you think it's rather unwise to continue this philanthropic enterprise,

this empire that's costing you a million dollars a year?

Sorry.

Sorry, this actually never happened to me.

Are you freaking with me? Are you freaking with me? Or are you done freaking with me?

Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations, this plan is off to a great start.

Alright, here we go everybody with a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that just might be, too beautiful to live.

Oh la la!

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host, coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

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