Episode #2476: Uncle Chuck Harbinger And The Case Of The Tursk Rurbbert

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to start eating the lunch his wife packed for him (even though it's only 10am.) He and Andrew also discuss the latest scandal to hit a mediocre prime-time network television show. And: How Not To Hire A Handyman In Pittsburgh.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Medieval Times. I'll be your serving lunch, Melinda.
0:04.0	Might I fetch you something from the barkeep?
0:09.0	Dust does have thou a mug of ale for me and me, mate.
0:12.0	He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight,
0:15.0	and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew.
0:17.0	Dust thou might have for us.
0:21.0	I'll be right back, my lord.
0:23.0	Thanks to you, sir, Winch.
0:25.0	I'm gonna make him for her.
0:27.0	There were no utensils in Medieval Times.
0:29.0	Hence, there are no utensils at Medieval Times.
0:31.0	Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
0:39.0	What were your first sequence of the day be?
0:41.0	It's an energy field created by all living things.
0:44.0	It surrounds us and penetrates us.
0:46.0	It binds the galaxy together.
0:48.0	That's not how it works.
0:50.0	That's not how any of this works.
0:52.0	Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy.
0:55.0	Are you on drugs?
0:56.0	No, I'm not. I'm high life.
0:57.0	It's an effort.
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