Tell me one fact that you know about me, do you not remember one single thing about me?

Dude, things have been nuts around here. I bet you don't know anything about me.

You were born in Phoenix, you went to school in Tempe, you're an only child, your favorite show

is something called the Real Housewives of Atlanta and your favorite. Book is Kindle Jenner's

Instagram feed. How did you know all that? Because you are constantly talking about yourself,

you are the most self-obsessed person I have ever met. You should see Kindle Jenner's Instagram feed.

Guess what day it is, guess what day it is. It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. I'm sorry, who are you?

I was asking myself that same question, and I did not like the answer.

I'm doing the work, I'm babysitting, but I'm not a slacker.

I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brain.

What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?

Precious. Family. Family, right? Yeah. It's not even any of the things you read.

We made it, everybody. Yes, we did. We got all the way to a Friday,

afternoon edition of TBT All the Show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Big one. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. My brain is bad.

Coming to you once again, from Chicago, Illinois, the Bay City, it is episode 2474 in a collector series.

It is broilingly hot in Chicago. We're talking mid-80s, 90s.

Hallelujah. It is steamy here in the Bay City, but we got a great episode for you.

It is episode, as I mentioned, 2474 in a collector series.

Also because it's Friday, we've got music for your weekend,

and also a couple of food related stories, and one, we didn't get to yesterday about

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