Episode #2473: Slap Me And I'll Slap You Back
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2017
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Famous basketball player Kevin Durant got caught fighting with fans using a fake online name, but Luke and Andrew aren't mad at him. Plus, we finally hear the other side of the story of The Man Who Was Trapped In The Bathroom On A First Date And Ended Up Marrying The Woman Who Rescued Him.
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| 0:00.0 | Frick Sanchez, you psycho bag of Squatch! |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, what's up, Squatchy? |
| 0:07.0 | Hey, Squatchy! |
| 0:08.0 | Morty! |
| 0:09.0 | Summer! |
| 0:10.0 | And you must be Beth! |
| 0:11.0 | Hmm, on Squatch, hey! |
| 0:13.0 | Your language has the word Squatch in it a lot. |
| 0:16.0 | Doesn't that become tedious and worn out like this morph thing? |
| 0:18.0 | Beth, Squatchy culture is more contextual than literal. |
| 0:21.0 | You just say what's in your Squatch and people understand. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:25.0 | I Squatch my family. |
| 0:28.0 | What, I do, I Squatch my family. |
| 0:30.0 | Stop saying it, gross! |
| 0:32.0 | Come on in, guys! |
| 0:33.0 | But guess they're having cock squatches! |
| 0:35.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:40.0 | There are times in life where no matter how hard we try, |
| 0:43.0 | no matter how much we want to win, |
| 0:46.0 | sometimes it just isn't meant to be. |
| 0:48.0 | And we fail. |
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