The more brilliant people we can get working here than the faster we can get whatever is in your head out into the world.

Let me tell you a story. In 1999, Google was a little startup just like we are.

And when they started bringing in chefs and masseuses, we thought they're nuts, but they were attracting the best possible people and they were able to create the best product.

And now they're worth over $400 billion.

And do you know the name of that company?

Google, right? You said it at the beginning of the story?

You right. I did that wrong.

T-B-T-L!

Hello. Did you say hello?

No, I said hello, but that's close enough.

Well, I was just driving down Northern Avenue getting ready to pull into Albertsons.

And all of a sudden, I just mind my own business.

Get me hard right with that. I was glued to my seat.

I was like, whoa!

The house was obviously infested with reticulum armors, Mario Cuomo.

What's that?

What's what?

You can't even say it yourself.

I'm doing the work. I'm baby stepping. I'm not a slacker.

I don't watch television. I don't even own a television.

Notice I didn't say TV. TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends.

Television is no friend of mine.

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