Episode 245 - Dick on Big Beans

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2021

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Dealing with night terrors, New Project Brew, "nice to e-meet you", my penis falls asleep, Mr. Monopoly helps you out, GTA 6's female protagonist, disinformation, bad legal takes, quotes about quotes, HuffPo Women, and a former trans kid calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Let me just load up my notes.
0:01.7	Ah, looking good in the red on everything.
0:05.7	Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
0:09.3	Can I have a beer?
0:13.0	Yes, please.
0:14.6	Looks great.
0:16.8	It would look better with a beer.
0:18.6	He's currently coming in every five minutes.
0:21.6	I'm just wondering, Superbowl outfits for Sean and I
0:24.3	and getting the Waldorf and Stadler treatment from the Muppets.
0:29.4	I jumped right in with it too.
0:31.0	I mean, you know, I didn't know that it was, I didn't know that it had been going on
0:34.1	for our entire relationship.
0:36.1	What do you think about this outfit?
0:38.6	Potantic.
0:39.4	It's pedestrian and potantic.
0:41.6	Next, please.
0:43.2	Sean gets in here.
0:44.7	Does this, she says, does this look like a bathing suit?
0:47.8	Actually, Sean, actually, actually, it looks like you give it a glance.
0:51.5	Is that a bathing suit?
0:52.5	And then I look again and see, now that's not a bathing suit.
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