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The Dick Show

Episode 244 - Dick on How to Live Forever

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2021

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Bullying billionaires, Park n Raves, women and their horrible digestion, audio messages, DIY haircuts, arrested for writing stories, triple masking, Biden's GOSBANK, the show gets a mom banned from the park, TV is illegal, Crippled Jesus vs. Uni Part 3, The Silver Squeeze, and how to live forever; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

But up up up up up up up up but up up up up up up up up up but up but up but up but oh

0:06.3

What are we drinking this morning? That's a stone, huh? Stone what is it now? It's orange. I'm not familiar with that one.

0:14.0

It's Tangerine Express.

0:16.0

Fucking coach. Yeah, the color is orange. I figured that it had to be some kind of citrus fruit.

0:21.0

It's awful. Is it really? So is it an IPA? Yeah, it's an IPA with

0:26.4

is tangerine. Yeah they're trying to get people who don't like IPAs to drink IPAs.

0:30.6

Well, fucking coach, one time he came over and he set up a whole day of drinking.

0:36.0

Yeah, he wanted to get like a main an appetizer beer, a main course beer, and then a dessert beer.

0:43.8

This is like, why don't you just, I just had a bunch of,

0:47.0

you know, six packs, but he had a very specific plan

0:50.2

for what he wanted to do.

0:51.1

I believe that.

0:51.8

So now I got, I've been stuck with these stupid

0:54.0

tangerine IPAs. Did you never get to dessert? Was that we opened like one and it's like oh

0:59.5

that was that was a dessert beer? Is that what that was? Yeah,

1:03.3

Tangerine. Hmm. So when I'm at my most desperate, a lot of flavor

1:09.0

pairings going on. Oh, it's already making me sick.

1:13.0

Well, I can taste, I can taste it in my throat.

1:17.0

I bet after you get about probably two-thirds of that down,

1:20.0

you'll be like, I'm kind of used to it this ain't so bad. God is it really

1:25.7

tangerini I don't even know yeah no it's not tangerini enough like a

1:31.0

watermelon beer that's a good beer have you had watermelon beer, that's a good beer.

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