Episode 246 - Dick on Human Milk

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Ethan Ralph is a free man, Gina Carano comments on the Holocaust for no reason, my raves is canceled, stealing a covid vaccine, Gorilla Glue, the boring impeachment, Super Bowl commercials, Justin Timberlake apologizes, Chest Milk and Human Milk, Murrlogic's life at the Children's Village, Crippled Jesus is getting sued by the Wellness Center, the threesome that almost wasn't, and Maddox's Table of Contents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	That guy, Sean, he hangs around with disreputable characters, very unhealthy, very unhealthy, man.
0:10.5	I'm sure that's where you got the kuf, that's how you, that's where you got it, Betty
0:15.7	White from Sean got killed by this man by all but Sean carrying the podium out.
0:26.0	She's still alive, right?
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	Yeah, man.
0:29.0	Of course, Leachman.
0:30.0	Of course, Leachman who died.
0:31.6	She did die.
0:32.6	Yeah.
0:33.6	We would never hear the end of fucking Betty White dying.
0:35.6	Yeah, there'll be a two-week list of all the animals and stuff she supports would be
0:41.6	up in arms.
0:42.6	Yeah, it'd be a fucking mess, be a disaster.
0:45.0	They just, they have all the Marvel superheroes like do the thing she's walking down the hall
0:49.6	for her funeral.
0:51.2	Um, oh gosh, what do I have for today?
0:56.2	You know, Merlodic is calling in today.
0:58.7	Oh, really?
0:59.7	I imagine you're sick of this, Jeff.
1:02.6	Ralph.
1:03.6	Oh, yeah.
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