Episode 243 - Dick on Space Boobs

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2021

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Boobs on Star Trek, ruining Tupperware, erasing women, heckling news anchors and appealing to the humorless, women vs. serial killers, sitting in a loss, language on the suicide hotline, Amazon vs. mail-in ballots, child porn on Twitter, the Milo show, a Flat Earther calls in, Crippled Jesus vs. admin, a pee jar virgin, and overworking Kegels; all that and more this month on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Bum, do they still use that song?
0:05.0	Bum, butum, butum, do they jazz it up at all?
0:10.0	No, I don't know, I mean, I don't, I haven't heard it in a while.
0:13.0	I think they do.
0:14.0	BSPN, right?
0:16.0	Yeah.
0:17.0	B-p-p-m-p-p-p-p-a.
0:20.0	Some guys sitting at home getting all,
0:21.0	getting all, oh honey, it's on,h getting all jazzed up with that music right
0:25.9	bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ba
0:27.8	uh... domestic violence goes up in order of magnitude in the following hour.
0:34.0	Or it stops, like when Pac-Yow fights, all-crime stops.
0:39.0	Yeah. Like, you bitch, er-bum-bum-bum-bum, we'll continue this discussion after I find out what Tony Romo thinks about
0:50.4	about domestic violence.
0:53.0	Mm-hmm.
0:55.0	All the crimes off and pachyophytes, all the crime of the Philippines and stuff.
0:58.8	Yeah.
0:59.8	Yeah. Yeah.
1:00.8	Is that true?
1:01.8	I don't know, but the first time that I heard of something like that happening
1:06.1	was when the Beatles played the Ed Sullivan show in January 16th. Everybody watched there was no crime. That was the first time? There was no crime? That's the first time I've heard that said I have no idea whether it's true or not.
1:18.0	Pac-Yow, they say that every time. Do they? Is he done now? Is he just the mayor of the Philippines now? No, no, he'll fight. What are the Philippines? Is it a U.S. thing? What's the deal? I have no idea. I'm a very low information person. I don't know they seem to I'm going to be running
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