Episode 242 - Dick on the Fediverse

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Entering the Fediverse, making a mess with bags of sand, half-assed robots vs half-assed humans and the $15 minimum wage, the Indoguration, cosplay and the race to the bottom of the uncanny valley, Josh Denny gets canceled for jokes, Seth Rogan vs. Count Dankula, regulating Bitcoin, a regurgitating erotic story, and Crippled Jesus gets in trouble in his Feminist Theory class; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oil it up. I'm on a fixing spree. I notice the the hackling fuel. The
0:07.1	breadcrum trail of sandbags in your front yard. It's like what happens when you're
0:12.2	so tired you just start taking off clothes in the living room and then walking to the bedroom.
0:17.0	You saw those, did you? Yeah, like every...
0:19.0	You saw my sandbags. Every week it gets just more and more like I just don't care.
0:25.0	God bless my girlfriend.
0:27.0	I love the permanent ladder going to the roof.
0:31.0	No, that's a feature feature that we use every day. It's like the if you
0:37.0	leave you're allowed to leave a ladder in the yard as long as you use it once a
0:41.1	week if that thing hasn't been used in eight days, you're
0:44.1	violating the social protocol of the neighborhood by leaving the ladder up.
0:47.6	It just cracks me up.
0:48.6	It just cracks me up. You gotta come up on the roof sometimes, Sean.
0:52.1	I've been up on the roof.
0:53.0	It's nice up there.
0:54.0	It's actually really peaceful and the view is incredible.
0:58.0	The view is great.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:01.0	The wind, the neighbors have those giant wall of trees, so the wind is cut down by a lot.
1:06.0	Yeah, yeah, it's going already.
1:08.0	You saw my sand, did you?
1:10.0	I did, I saw your sand?
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