Episode 241 - Dick on Insurrection

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

I eat a tub of cookie dough, the perils of shaving your ugly face, THOTs posting pictures of themselves in Dubai, rolling your own cigarettes, the pros of Trump being banned on Twitter, taking over the capitol and Opposite Day, Vito's podcast, two teenagers sexting, Ari's ex with the foot fetish, Cantillions and Matt fight, the Danish giant penis cartoon, turning a prostitute into a housewife; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh God I got really fat over the holidays.
0:05.0	Unacceptably fat.
0:09.0	You gain some personality.
0:11.0	Yeah, I came to a lot of personality.
0:13.0	A lot.
0:14.0	A lot.
0:15.0	Yeah, I did too.
0:16.0	Not that much, but where I can't justify like, oh, it's just water weight.
0:23.0	Oh no. I ate some salt, you know,
0:26.0	like that kind of shit where I'm like consistently in the morning,
0:29.0	the scale is, yeah.
0:30.0	Is fucking a little higher than it ought to be.
0:34.7	I feel like there's no stopping it now.
0:36.2	Like I was on a point where I thought, oh man,
0:38.9	there's, this weight is under control,
0:41.2	it's trending down. I got some serious mow in the downward direction but now it's now it's out of
0:47.8	control in the opposite direction it's bad just let it ride gonna have Just let it ride. Gonna have to. Let it roll! Let it rock.
0:57.0	I'll tell you what makes me a rage about...
1:01.0	Yeah, before we even start the show. I'm worried once the theme song starts, it's just going to get too political.
1:07.0	And I can't, I do not want to even suffer one or two emails about how the show was too political this week.
1:14.0	I got pre-complaints.
1:15.8	Oh, this week.
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