Episode 240 - Dick on The Big One

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

"Death to 2020", mass-produced personalities, Wonder Woman 1984 made me start my period, new and improved lighters, "Cosmo says you’re fat", The WHO says "The Big One" is coming, the science says you don't have to tell people you have AIDS, a young man describes his perfect woman, wet masks, shooting politicians with vaccines, The Grand Wazoo's Christmas album, and there is nothing to look forward to; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Cucsmas Carols came out after Christmas, didn't it?
0:03.0	Oh, I don't remember.
0:05.0	It was so long ago.
0:07.0	I remember.
0:08.0	So many lawsuits, so many, so many friendships falling out.
0:12.0	So many. falling out. Rooin.
0:13.0	What do I do?
0:18.0	I'm losing my friends.
0:21.0	I can't believe it.
0:25.0	What am I going to do?
0:28.0	What am I going to do if I lose all my friends?
0:31.0	God, like a man!
0:32.0	God! God!
0:33.0	I want to do!
0:35.0	I'm losing all my friends!
0:38.0	I'm going to talk to when I need him to play.
0:42.0	What do I need a man a man in a heart decision in my life.
0:45.0	It's gonna give you what you wrong.
0:47.0	I got a lot of stuff here. do yeah like usual I don't know if it's any if it's any good well you know I don't know about louder but Dick's face is totally smaller today.
1:03.0	What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
1:05.0	Oh, I don't think it's that small.
1:09.0	I've been eating lemons all morning.
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