Episode 239 - Dick on Lonely Mouths

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

A Christmas sick-out, family is just a number, getting over a girl, surprises in the omnibus nightmare, having a lonely mouth, holocaust and election denying, "birthing people", going to school until you get molested, Chris the Kiwi calls in, herd immunity, grandpa's vintage pornography, cross-dressing incest, organizing your wires, and some Tampa audio is recovered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Hehaming, is that the scheming laugh?
0:07.0	That's a scheming laugh if I ever heard one.
0:10.0	Oh, I forgot to join discord. Oh no. Look at that smug cock sucker. Look at that
0:18.2	smug cock sucker. Look at that fucking face. You're putting on a few pounds.
0:24.0	Where? Right now?
0:27.0	Oh God, come on.
0:31.0	That's not nice.
0:34.0	I'm putting on a few pounds.
0:35.0	I've been eating fucking pie.
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	Pie, like there's no tomorrow.
0:39.0	Why pie?
0:40.0	Because fucking the girlfriend brings home pies.
0:43.2	I hate that they do that.
0:44.4	They, yeah, I have, I don't have any self-control.
0:47.2	No.
0:48.2	I don't.
0:49.2	No.
0:50.2	You know what I did do though.
0:51.2	I've been, um, it's really fun. You know what a reflex bag is or a cobra bag?
0:56.1	No. For boxing? No. It's like a speed bag mounted on the end of a pole that is separated from another pole with a heavy base by a spring.
1:07.0	Right?
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